dopernose: Doing mundane things is probably a lot cooler if you have a cigarette absentmindedly hanging from your mouth -Don Draper & The Mad Men
only fashion bloggers seem to be excited about mondays “have a great monday!!!! i’m excited to start the week!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox”
synecdoche: 100% against yahoo! buying tumblr because every post you guys are making about yahoo! buying tumblr is stupid as shit
smoked a cigarette that wasn’t ultra light for the first time since forever and i’m like, gross dude who even wants to do that shit anymore
pervocracy: sexualfrustrationmama: we don’t need to “teach girls to say no”, we need to teach boys to take “no” for an answer so that girls who learn to say no, who already say no, who’ve been saying no can feel like it’s even a viable option that’ll have an effect in the first place Also: we don’t need to “teach girls to say no,” we need to teach girls to say “no” when they don’t want...
grimaugury: our dishwasher cut her hand and had to get stitches and can’t get her hand wet. i am about to fall asleep on my break. i see a bad couple hours ahead for the record i was correct. all is well now though, as i have burger king.
cashcrab: (drunk girl w/ septum piercing voice) You should tell me a fucking ghost story. I fucking love ghost stories.
our dishwasher cut her hand and had to get stitches and can’t get her hand wet. i am about to fall asleep on my break. i see a bad couple hours ahead
Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.– Mary Rakow (via christinaaguilerasboobies)
man if no one likes my fake instagram picture i’m gonna feel so uncool. i’m gonna feel like everybody’s dad.
don’t you know god stays up all night
my old evanescence midi post on netscapenavigators has picked up steam again but somebody reblogged it and DELETED MY PERFECT COMMENTARY UGh whatever
Saying that we can’t have feminism because we should only focus on general human...– Why Not Say Everyday Humanism Instead of Everyday Feminism? — Everyday Feminism (via brute-reason)
extreme veggie sex - m4w →
iseverelydislikeusernames asked: Nice to see another M. Ward fan. :)
man sometimes i forget how much i loved m. ward before he made shitty music with zooey deschanel
one tiny thing that just struck me: How far the show went out of its way to...– giandujakiss [x] in a media landscape where men pressuring women and violating their boundaries is portrayed as natural in many ~innocent and romantic~ relationships and pretty much obligatory in ~edgy dangerous~ dynamics, I still love this to ABSOLUTE PIECES (via mswyrr) everything i’ve...
20 More Days
themiddleschooler: Ok, there are twenty more days until middle school starts and I am very nervous.I cant even open a lock! I have been talking to my friend, who is going into 7th grade, and she said that 6th grade is “fun”. She said that the 8th graders are”very big and somewhat intimidating, but then you get to know them, and they are really nice.” Is that true? Tomorrow is orientation, and I...
This afternoon, a stranger set an aerial drone into flight over my yard and...– So This Is How It Begins: Guy Refuses to Stop Drone-Spying on Seattle Woman The next frontier for drone technology: sexual violence!! (via le-kif-kif) What’s happening with revenge porn and the broadcasting of sexual assaults via social media is already disturbing enough, I already don’t like...
Now that I have a fancy phone I need no social interaction during breaks. I need everyone to go away, I’m internet-ing
grimaugury: remember that song that was in that geico caveman commercial in like 2005 or 06 and it was a royksopp song from 2001 that had the one guy from kings of convenience singing in it man i was all over that song
grimaugury: under ‘other skills’ on a job application: i serve numerous daedric lords who give me gifts of sick ass armor and weaponry
grimaugury: the dark brotherhood just isn’t the same without astrid going “sisssster” as i pass by i’m still in mourning really, seeing her charred body was just too much i go through my archives way too often but really, how good are my posts
I'm on tumblr...
on my fucking phone, y’all