June 2012
new best tumblr friend wanted!!!!!
since alexher revealed that he owns a copy of the zombie survival guide our best tumblr friendship must be terminated. to anyone interested in this newly available position, leave your resume and cover letter in my ask box
Jun 1st
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my parents got a new toaster oven so i got their...
and i am eating a TOASTED BAGEL RIGHT NOW AND IT IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!
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May 2012
Create yourself as a Disney Princess →
buxombibliophile: I look like a bitch because I am one: I also like that you can Jessica Rabbit yourself: omg i didn’t see the jessica rabbit one!!!!
May 31st
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Create yourself as a Disney Princess →
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etnoxfactaest asked: bb. u. lite up my lyfe.
May 31st
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texts from my boyfriend
“there’s a business card here for colonial real estate. i’m not sure what it means by colonial. maybe it means of the colon”
May 31st
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alexher asked: FUCK, MARRY, KILL: Elvis Costello, Jeff Tweedy and Brian Wilson.
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WatchWatch
jewcats: expertcosmotips: your typical cosmo girl reblogging only because I didn’t think I could just go on like I didn’t see this..
May 30th
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I'm re-reading the Zombie Survival Guide
alexher: I can never be too ready. I’ll sleep with my machete near by. This is a serious post.  FUCK YOU VERY MUCH
May 30th
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catturnedtosmoke: I’m still baffled that people seriously think that the “zombie apocalypse” is upon us. Zombies do not exist. That being said, I can’t think of a more appropriate place for the “zombie apocalypse” to happen than Florida. yes yes yes i swear to god i love you all but if i see one more post about the impending zombie apocalypse i’m going to roll my eyes so hard that...
May 30th
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having one of those days
where everything is just fucking stupid and i’m really unsatisfied with life
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i want to know just who the FUCK decided to turn...
HOLY HELL. FUCK ROOMMATES OR PERHAPS THEIR STUPID FRIENDS I DON’T KNOW WHOSE FAULT IT IS UGH UGH UGH
May 29th
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My life won't be complete until I attend Dolly...
alexher: This is the truest statement i’ve ever made  YOU AND ME AND UTA WE HAVE TO GO
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cashcrab: For my newest art performance, I will begin to create smoke signals in the middle of a lifeless, barren wasteland. The title of the performance is “Yahoo Messenger”.
May 29th
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spencer: it's what's going on inside the head of like, a praying mantis or something that bothers me
spencer: its their thoughts
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mechastreisand: omg they made like a commemorative coin for the year anniversary of bin ladens death and this is what it says on the front ‘MERICUH hahaha i saw this on tv last night, so ridiculous
May 29th
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