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May 20

theonion:

Villainous Syllabus: More Editorial Cartoons

omg al-qaedemia i’m dying

theonion:

Villainous Syllabus: More Editorial Cartoons

omg al-qaedemia i’m dying

only fashion bloggers seem to be excited about mondays

“have a great monday!!!! i’m excited to start the week!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox”

laboratoryequipment:

Ginger Compounds May Treat AsthmaGourmands and foodies everywhere have long recognized ginger as a great way to add a little peppery zing to both sweet and savory dishes; now, a study from researchers at Columbia Univ. shows purified components of the spicy root also may have properties that help asthma patients breathe more easily.Read more: science

laboratoryequipment:

Ginger Compounds May Treat Asthma

Gourmands and foodies everywhere have long recognized ginger as a great way to add a little peppery zing to both sweet and savory dishes; now, a study from researchers at Columbia Univ. shows purified components of the spicy root also may have properties that help asthma patients breathe more easily.

Read more: science

(via litteraenimoccidit)

synecdoche:

100% against yahoo! buying tumblr because every post you guys are making about yahoo! buying tumblr is stupid as shit

May 19

smoked a cigarette that wasn’t ultra light for the first time since forever and i’m like, gross dude who even wants to do that shit anymore

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pervocracy:

sexualfrustrationmama:

we don’t need to “teach girls to say no”, we need to teach boys to take “no” for an answer so that girls who learn to say no, who already say no, who’ve been saying no can feel like it’s even a viable option that’ll have an effect in the first place

Also: we don’t need to “teach girls to say no,” we need to teach girls to say “no” when they don’t want something.

My sex ed class taught girls lots of ways to say “no” to sex.  The problem was that they didn’t teach that this had any connection to your actual desires—it was just something you had to do. Which is not empowering; when you teach “you’re supposed to say no; it’s not about what you want,” the implication that girls’ desires and decisions don’t matter came through loud and clear.

It also implied, to the boys in the class, that pressuring girls and ignoring “no” were the only way they could ever have sex.  If girls are supposed to say “no” all the time, regardless of what they want, then maybe a girl who says “no” doesn’t really mean it.  And if girls are supposed to say “no” all the time, but heterosexual sex clearly still happens… it normalizes the idea that boys are not just allowed but expected to not take “no” for an answer.

bam.

grimaugury:

our dishwasher cut her hand and had to get stitches and can’t get her hand wet. i am about to fall asleep on my break. i see a bad couple hours ahead

for the record i was correct. all is well now though, as i have burger king.

cashcrab:

(drunk girl w/ septum piercing voice) You should tell me a fucking ghost story. I fucking love ghost stories.