mother of all real-keepers

Jun 03

HEY IT’S MELISSA’S BIRTHDAY

HEY IT’S MELISSA’S BIRTHDAY

Jun 02

onesilverbulletand2vicodin:

feurety:

wickedclothes:

JCPenney Responds to Homophobic Boycott Calls with Gay Father’s Day Ad
In what appears to be a direct response to the failed boycott campaign of anti-gay group One Million Moms, JCPenney yesterday unveiled a new Father’s Day ad featuring a same-sex couple playing with their children.
According to the company, the two men who appear in the ad are “real-life dads Todd Koch and Cooper Smith,” and the jubilant children are their kids, Claire and Mason.

JCP, a company that’s doing shit right!

So happy about this, holy shit.

onesilverbulletand2vicodin:

feurety:

wickedclothes:

JCPenney Responds to Homophobic Boycott Calls with Gay Father’s Day Ad

In what appears to be a direct response to the failed boycott campaign of anti-gay group One Million Moms, JCPenney yesterday unveiled a new Father’s Day ad featuring a same-sex couple playing with their children.

According to the company, the two men who appear in the ad are “real-life dads Todd Koch and Cooper Smith,” and the jubilant children are their kids, Claire and Mason.

JCP, a company that’s doing shit right!

So happy about this, holy shit.

(via mintarr)


I’m a little bit lonely these days.

I’m a little bit lonely these days.

(via dopernose)

melcore:

Tumblr Crushes:
grimaugury
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buxombibliophile
temporallyfixed
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shyspectres
landoncomplains
schmutz-o-matic
averynerdylife
Just so you guys know, my heart lies with Stacia. 

now here’s a lady who knows what’s up

melcore:

Tumblr Crushes:

Just so you guys know, my heart lies with Stacia

now here’s a lady who knows what’s up

actually found three things that i liked that fit me at goodwill today

so of course i bought them. and i bought an adorable e.t. glass from 1982. i’ll be drinking that strawberry andre out of that for sure

the good life

barackobama:

In which President Obama gives a fifth-grader the best absence note ever.

barackobama:

In which President Obama gives a fifth-grader the best absence note ever.

comments on a picture starbucks posted that someone i know liked and that i clicked on for some reason i can’t remember but omg i’m glad i did

comments on a picture starbucks posted that someone i know liked and that i clicked on for some reason i can’t remember but omg i’m glad i did

SEE? SEE?

how does no one ever recognize that i’m the funniest person in the room?