mother of all real-keepers

everyone always looks so good in their instagram/smartphone photos that i thought the thing was magic and everyone just automatically looked good but it still takes some doing for my dumb face to look acceptable and that is just… unacceptable i thought this was the future

Elvis Costello And The Attractions - Ghost Train
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averypotterurl:

#i’m just a bill yeah i’m only a bill and i’m jogging here on capitol hill

dopernose:

Doing mundane things is probably a lot cooler if you have a cigarette absentmindedly hanging from your mouth -Don Draper & The Mad Men 

theonion:

Weird Guy From 2 Jobs Ago Still Liking Woman’s Photos On Facebook: Full Report

theonion:

Weird Guy From 2 Jobs Ago Still Liking Woman’s Photos On Facebook: Full Report

theonion:

Villainous Syllabus: More Editorial Cartoons

omg al-qaedemia i’m dying

theonion:

Villainous Syllabus: More Editorial Cartoons

omg al-qaedemia i’m dying

only fashion bloggers seem to be excited about mondays

“have a great monday!!!! i’m excited to start the week!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox”