mother of all real-keepers

buxombibliophile replied to your photo: wow yeah thanks for telling me about this spotify…

Im going to watch the fuck out of that show.

oh i know you will. that’s because you are a wonderful trash tv queen and i can just see you with your glass of that night’s preferred booze cackling away at kesha’s antics

buxombibliophile replied to your post: buxombibliophile replied to your post: …

WOULDNT I, THOUGH? COLD HARD BITCH RIGHT HERE.

buxombibliophile replied to your post: buxombibliophile replied to your post: …

OMG so mad @ u rn, I RESCIND ALL OFFERS OF MAKEOUTS.

buxombibliophile replied to your photo: remember when i bought a camera for no reason and…

I would just like to say that if anyone puts porcelain dolls on the side of the road it is probably because they are haunted/possessed and you shouldnt touch them ever.

buxombibliophile replied to your post: ok officially done with fashion bloggers this girl…

y did u tell me this

BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH HATE FOR FASHION BLOGGERS BUT I CAN’T STOP READING THEIR BLOGS BECAUSE CLOTHES

buxombibliophile replied to your photo: but really tho

Get out.

heather and i were once both living in the same town when i was single but i wasn’t following her on tumblr then and i did not know of her existence. so i want you all to weep for what could have been ok like seriously

buxombibliophile replied to your post: like why did i even check tumblr though really…

Because you love me and I am constantly on tumblr.

true

buxombibliophile replied to your photo: omggg

They’re following me, too…

SHH I WANT TO FEEL SPECIAL