landoncomplains replied to your photo: once melissa and i wrote down all of the stuff our…
I got “yowzah” once. And, “killer ending”
i got killer ending once too! oh spitzer i miss him
once melissa and i wrote down all of the stuff our poetry teacher had ever written on our assignments
othering replied to your post: so i’m sitting here outside
GO GURL
buxombibliophile replied to your post: so i’m sitting here outside
This eases my troubled mind.
landoncomplains replied to your post: so i’m sitting here outside
wonderfully said, of course ;)
<3 u guys
landoncomplains replied to your post: landoncomplains replied to your photo: okay i…
we could also post crazy porn video titles, too. I’ll be back on that name
yesss!!! omg this is gonna be great
landoncomplains replied to your photo: okay i won’t make a blog of them but i will post…
can I submit?
well… if you’re interested in doing it then maybe we actually should start a blog for them!
what should it be called though
landoncomplains replied to your post: every time you see or hear the words “i’m a men’s rights activist,”
i support womens rites….to sukk my dikk lolololol
lol the only thing a woman’s mouth should be used for imo
landoncomplains replied to your post: melcore replied to your post: melcore answered…
a fic about a clean shaved riker fucking the personification of his beard
landoncomplains replied to your quote: I tried to think of something to talk about but I…
aww, bb, im sory ur dad did
The funeral was fun for the most part. We ate chili pies before hand, because it was cold and chili is really fucking good. Your mascara ran down your cheeks.
I love you som uch Julie, I said. I will hold your hand all through the ceremony.
“no, you said. You can’t. I have to” sit on the other side of the church with the reast of my family.
I will text you, I said. I will be your shoulder to cry on even if its just your iphone.
You smiled.
At the ceremony, I watched you from behind. your ass looked good in that dress. I text you.
me: Hey u ok?
You were crying.
You: no u deck my dad just did
me: :) i sowwie i love you
me: oops :( not :)
You: :/ i dont think this iz wurkin
me: wat do u men?
you: we shud break up
me: :O rly??!
you: yarly
me: :’(
you: i just can’t do it right now.
me: but i came 2 c u frum all tha way ovr ther
you: i know, but i can’t
me: D’:
you: itz jus 2 much
I had to leave. I jumped up and stomped out of the church. That was the part of the funeral that wasn’t any fun.
When we were really drunk my sister started crying, and you started holding her to make her feel better. I was sad that she was so sad. Then, you two started kissing. I had never seen anything like that before, two girls kissing right in front of me. We all started kissing after that. I had never kissed my sister like that. We felt just like Donny and Marie Osmand.
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